Friday, July 11, 2008

Porn Stars With High IQ’s

After watching Katie Morgan’s HBO special in which the lovely starlet revealed she has an IQ of 160 (by standard measure a genius level), I began wondering whether she could be doing something a bit more productive and useful with her time. 

It’s hardly my place to tell someone what he or she should or shouldn’t do with his or her life.  As the saying goes, “If you’re not doing what you love, you’re wasting your time.”  But there are flaws in this premise. 

I love drinking, partying and fornicating as much as any porn star –this I’m sure.  However, as a person with some measure of intelligence, I believe I owe humankind a bit more.  Society might benefit from my applied knowledge if I were to work for noble trade, such as a doctor, lawyer, engineer or any other position where high intelligence can produce service for the greater good. 

My point is: As a person with a blessed cognitive capacity, you shouldn’t make a glutinous recreational habit into a career.   If two cocks at once is your pleasure, hey that’s great.  Enjoy it and do it.  But do it on your own time and try to do something a bit more productive with the rest of the workweek you selfish nympho. 

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